Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.