Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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