Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(352): View more from Florida

She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

(601): View more from Mississippi

on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.

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(650): View more from California

have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children

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