Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.

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(619): View more from California

went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him

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(815): View more from Illinois

We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.

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(813): View more from Florida

God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven

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