ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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