They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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