Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
you traded sex for a burrito?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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