remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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