The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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