you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
i've created a new STD.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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