in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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