I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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