found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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