in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
