your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Found the puke drawer
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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