found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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