woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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