I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who died my cat blue again?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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