Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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