This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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