Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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