we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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