well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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