where does the pee come out of this thing
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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