I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Sorry about my life...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
