they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
