i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
did you just send me my own nude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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