if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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