And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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