we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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