margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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