i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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