ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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