I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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