I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sorry about my life...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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