My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
