Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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