just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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