I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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