i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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