google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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