Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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