I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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