Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
