I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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