; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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