dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
wakey wakey hands off snakey
my sisters under your porch take her home
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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