As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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