I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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