This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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