that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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