quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
is wine microwaveable?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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