me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
