no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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