you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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