3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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