the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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