So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
