She's JV to your varsity
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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