I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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